Driving

A tree is something that will stand by the side of the road for fifty years, and then "suddenly jump in front of a driver". Drive with care. Life has no spare.

If you think a seat belt is uncomfortable, you've never tried a stretcher!

A reckless driver is seldom reckless for very long.

Many people drive their cars as if they were rehearsing for an accident.

Every year thousands of American motorists discover that their car lasted them a lifetime.

A telephone pole never hit a car except in self-defence.

A driver is safest when the roads are dry. But the road is safest when the driver is dry.

A railroad crossing is a place where it's better to be "dead sure" than "sure dead"

Drive carefully! Motorists can be called back by their Maker.

Shrink your speed and stretch your life.

Safe driving will keep your car out of the junkyard and your body out of the graveyard.

Here lies the body 
Of William Jay
Who died maintaining
	His right of way
He was right, 
dead right, 
as he sped along
But he's just as dead
	as if he were wrong.