Bob complained to his friend" My elbow really hurts". I guess I should see a doctor. His friend offered,:Don't do that !!!. There's a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only cost $ 10.00.
Bob figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drugstore. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $ 10.00. The computer started making some noise and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
You have tennis elbow
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy labour
It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.He decided to give it a try He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine from his wife and daughter. To top it off he put semen into the concoction. He went back to the drugstored, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $ 10.00 The machine again made the usual noise and printed out the following analysis:
Your tapwater is too hard
Get a water softner.
Your dog has worms
Give him vitamins.
Your daugther's on drugs
Put her in rehabilitation.
Your wife's pregnant
It ain't yours---- get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off,
Your tenniselbow will never get better.
Source: Spuigat ....Thijcollege